Dang it, I always told my self that these dang blogs are a bunch of horse hokey. I was never gonna waste my time doing a blog. Everytime I hear the word blog I giggle and think Big LOG I just dropped in the toilet. Then I come here and see the new DB upgrade gives us a blog. Nope I ain't gonna Blog, I am not gonna do it. Wait, I have avoided blogging for a long time because I wasn't gonna pay to have a blog and wasn't gonna waste my time with a free blog so ha. But now I have a spot to blog on and I paid to be here. Heck I might as well try it.

What do I blog about. Should I tell stories about my sexual relations with Political bigwigs, naw that is what that one whore in DC did no reason to do it all over again.

Hey maybe I could blog about my love for the wooly type baaah that probably wouldn't be a good idea sheep are sort of shy and wouldn't want me bragging.

Maybe I will post another blog when I figure out what to blog about. Anyone have any ideas? Maybe I should just talk about my singing ability, I sound damn good in the shower when no one is home, even better in my jeep at highway speeds with the top off on a windy day. I can dance like no one else, well no one else would dance like me, unless they are having an uncontrollable seizure.

Nah nevermind I ain't gonna blog, I will not succumb to the technology. I am going to stay in my little cave with my sheep and enjoy my piece and quiet.